"Ja, he probablies does eats other vampires." He actually had no idea, but Jasper was just so weird that Skwisgaar wouldn't put it past him. "He was droolings blood when I's first mets him. Kinds of looks like de albums arts, too. Likes de angel things in cemeteries dats are all creepy." In the showers Jasper had also reminded him of Toki, he remembered, and wondered just how gay it was that he'd been checking out a cannibal vampire and thinking about Toki's naked body even then. Somehow, that felt way more gay than the gay sex that had followed. He briefly entertained thoughts of telling Toki about that, too, but decided against it, knowing it'd likely just disgust him since he and the rest of Dethklok failed to appreciate sexy old fatties the way Skwisgaar did.

"I remember yous tellings me abouts dat elf guy... Dats was him? Thought dats was me across de room." He and Toki were both rocking the stoned logic. Something occurred to him then, and he started snickering while kissing lower, tracing the dip between Toki's collarbones with the tip of his tongue, which was about all he could reach with the shirt still in the way. "You likes lookings at his sword, eh?" he asked, sounding amused. "Maybes we should invites him over too."

If they didn't get up now, he knew he'd be too comfortable to move pretty soon. He slowly sat up, waiting for the room to stop shifting before slipping out of bed and pulling Toki along with him, guiding him into the bathroom that was conveniently just a few feet away. He started the bath water, then turned back to Toki and reached to help him undress first. "Whats kinds of other things do yous mean?" he asked with mock innocence, and became distracted with running his hands along Toki's chest and stomach again once his shirt was removed. How a diet of candy and vodka could create a body like his was truly one of life's great mysteries.