OOC Memes: When Writer's Block Attacks

[blond-bondshell.livejournal.com]

Wishbone's chocolate made me remember an old meme that had been kind of fun.

Your character has been force-fed a truth potion and tied to a chair. There's no hope for escape, so don't bother trying. Yes, even for you, Bond. I see you working the knots. No, Lezard, you can't turn us all into tribbles.

Both characters and muns can ask questions. The characters have to answer truthfully, but if they're skilled in verbal gymnastics, they can try to talk their way out of answering. Make a post with the names of the characters up for play, and we'll interrogate them suitably.

Comments

[smaug-thegolden.livejournal.com]

Smaug and Sarutobi Sasuke.

[dinosaurman.livejournal.com]

Do you need fanboys? I think I could offer up Billy and Grant as fanboys. Would you eat them?

[smaug-thegolden.livejournal.com]

I would enjoy some well-deserved flattery and fawning provided by my very own personal fanboys. And contrary to popular belief, humans generally taste quite dreadful. I might chew a little, but I wouldn't swallow.

[dinosaurman.livejournal.com]

Even for humans, I don't think those two would taste very good. You could have flattery and fawning, provided that you can stand a constant stream of scientific babble-squeeing to go along with it.

[smaug-thegolden.livejournal.com]

I possess the remarkable ability to tune out even the most vexing noises when I choose to. Please do send my new fanboys along to my lair in the Forbidden Forest, I'll see that they're well cared for.

[chance-silvey.livejournal.com]

For Smaug: What do you think of the wizarding world's dragons?

[smaug-thegolden.livejournal.com]

I have found them to be barely sentient beasts not even capable of rudimentary speech, and it dismays and infuriates me to think others may erroneously believe we're of the same species. Surely they're something far lesser than myself.

[chance-silvey.livejournal.com]

Would you obliterate them, if you could?