https://blond-bondshell.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] blond-bondshell.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hh_mirror2009-03-13 09:52 pm
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OOC Memes: When Writer's Block Attacks

Wishbone's chocolate made me remember an old meme that had been kind of fun.

Your character has been force-fed a truth potion and tied to a chair. There's no hope for escape, so don't bother trying. Yes, even for you, Bond. I see you working the knots. No, Lezard, you can't turn us all into tribbles.

Both characters and muns can ask questions. The characters have to answer truthfully, but if they're skilled in verbal gymnastics, they can try to talk their way out of answering. Make a post with the names of the characters up for play, and we'll interrogate them suitably.

[identity profile] dinosaurman.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Up for questions are Grant, Damien, Billy Brennan, Tenel Ka, Fields, Dieter, Tako, Mathis, Bond, and Griffin.
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[personal profile] callahans_genius 2009-03-14 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
From the mun: Dr. Grant, who would win? A blooded velociraptor queen, or Sarah Palin on PMS and meth?

[identity profile] dinosaurman.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
First off, I have to say that if this could actually be arranged, while I should have a moral objection to it, I'm having a very hard time getting the urge to protest. While Governor Palin may stay alive for a while, my money's on the raptor.

[identity profile] methleigh.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Do dragons interest you? They are perhaps muggle kin of dinosaurs?

[identity profile] dinosaurman.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
They do, and I have some theories (http://community.livejournal.com/hogwarts_hocus/1448998.html) about the relationship between dinosaurs and dragons. In fact, the reason I haven't taught a class in ((forever, bad mun)) a while is because I've been so caught up in my research.

[identity profile] methleigh.livejournal.com 2009-03-15 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Severus nods. "Very wise. I presume your research is unique. I have never heard of another dinosaur expert doing such research. We wizards tend to specialise in magical creatures, and dragons are hidden from muggles."

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[identity profile] calligraphywolf.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
From the player, to Bond: You teaming up with the giant alien robot would be pretty cool. Think Hogwarts would survive?

From the player, for Dieter this time: Who wouldn't you do at Hogwarts? Already excluding the various animal students and children, naturally.

[identity profile] hot-german.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'm ashamed to say that I was unable to consummate my marriage to Yoda, who is a very nice sentient being of age, but too alien for my tastes. Also, it was clear to us both that I'd probably kill him in the attempt. I thought I could love everyone! Hogwarts has proven me wrong.

[identity profile] hopalongmcgurk.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn. Didn't see your question to Dieter before I posed my own. Oops.

[identity profile] woocha.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Directed to Griffin: WHY DID YOU KICK ME?

[identity profile] woocha.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
What does that have to do with anything? I didn't KNOW you were invisible!

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[identity profile] nerdsexgoddess.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Dr. Grant,


Being the Care of Magical Creatures professor, have you ever been tempted to have sex with any of the creatures in your care?

[identity profile] dinosaurman.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
*looks horrified* Dear God no. If I want to break taboos, I'll stick to screwing my students.

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[identity profile] hopalongmcgurk.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Mr. Prohl,

Is there anyone you won't have sex with?

[identity profile] hot-german.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
((Hey, Dieter is up for doing everything twice. And them some.))

I have discovered that I have no interest in non-humanoid beings. Aliens deserve love, too! I'm so ashamed.

[identity profile] wh0-kill3d-m3.livejournal.com 2009-03-15 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
For Dieter - and for Griffin, if he's this invisible dude I've been hearing about: How many articles of actual clothing do you own? No, towels don't count.

[identity profile] wh0-kill3d-m3.livejournal.com 2009-03-15 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
...That's practical, I guess. Not embarrassed at all?

[identity profile] hot-german.livejournal.com 2009-03-15 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Lots, actually! There are my tennis whites, of course. The elves are so good at keeping them white. Then workout clothes. Next there are the clothes clothes, and I've got casual, going out, and viva la chest clothes.

[identity profile] wh0-kill3d-m3.livejournal.com 2009-03-15 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles* Viva la chest clothes, I used to have some of those. How often do each type of clothes get worn in, say, a month?

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[identity profile] superfraternal.livejournal.com 2009-03-15 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
For Billy, from a friend: Where's an egg?

[identity profile] bone-not-rock.livejournal.com 2009-03-15 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
With John McEnroe. The bastard.