OOC Memes: When Writer's Block Attacks

[blond-bondshell.livejournal.com]

Wishbone's chocolate made me remember an old meme that had been kind of fun.

Your character has been force-fed a truth potion and tied to a chair. There's no hope for escape, so don't bother trying. Yes, even for you, Bond. I see you working the knots. No, Lezard, you can't turn us all into tribbles.

Both characters and muns can ask questions. The characters have to answer truthfully, but if they're skilled in verbal gymnastics, they can try to talk their way out of answering. Make a post with the names of the characters up for play, and we'll interrogate them suitably.

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[serrulata.livejournal.com]

I suppose I'll have to find a way, then.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

...will you enjoy it?

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

So for now fractured, until there is a way that we each meet our end. *a laugh* How ceaselessly you inconvenience me, you cad.

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

Considering that it wouldn't be forced upon me by circumstance, probably yes.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

I live for it. And, apparently, die for it as well. *unseen smile* Would you have it any other way?

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

Don't hold back. I want you to indulge in everything you've wanted to do to me.

Though, of course, I'll fight back. It wouldn't be fun if it was easy.

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

No, I think that if you were different, I'd find you quite boring.

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

Of course I'll hold back. At first. After all, it's no fun if it's over too quickly, is it?

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

If you were anyone else, I'd have killed you in that hallway. Or blown up your head in the ring. Either way, you would have had an ugly death.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't underestimate me, Kurama. I won't let you kill me before I enjoy myself with you.

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

As I am singularly lovely, I quite doubt that any death I suffer would be anything near ugly.

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be nearly so unflattering as to underestimate you. I do have some class, you will recall.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

How vain, Kurama. That may be true from my eyes, but I would like to perfect my art with you anyway. Only a death rarer than your 'singularly lovely' life could do you justice. Damaging that beautiful face of yours simply won't be tolerated.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

Mm, perhaps too much class at times. As I recall, you were very generous in with your screams towards the end. Beside so gracious a man, I felt almost uncomfortable.

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

If we are to speak on the subject of vanity, do you quantify yourself as enough of an artist to attempt myself as your model? I do think you are quite out of your league. (It may be noted, at this time, that he is examining his fingernails in a quite vainglorious way.)

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

You've seen my work. I'm sure I can handle such a challenge...especially without this concealing mask. A darker kind of beauty, am I not? Surely one that can hold his own to your deceptive elegance.

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

Did I offend your Dickensian sensibilities? Though I suppose it was a bit much... I can't quite resist such a captive audience.

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

Well, not exactly Lourve quality, but I suppose I must give credit where credit is due.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

I'm flattered, truly, but taking advantage of my fixation? That's a bit low, even for you...you know I am incapable of ignoring your siren music.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

Mm, is that criticism directed at my art or my personal beauty? I warn you now, I take offense to one much more than the other.

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

I will save myself the torment and add to my amusement by not specifying which.

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

I thought you would appreciate the dramatics. I was only being charitable. (this is where the truth spell kicks in) Aside from it hurting rather terribly.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

Ah, you take such pleasure in tormenting me, don't you?

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

I can't say I'm sorry it hurt, Kurama. It was my goal at the time.

...that and I was enjoying every moment of it. Up until your plant drained my blood, of course.

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

I would hate to be disingenuous about it; yes, I do rather get a perverse joy out of teasing you sometimes. I suppose I'll be given more of it, considering you're here.