OOC Memes: When Writer's Block Attacks

[blond-bondshell.livejournal.com]

Wishbone's chocolate made me remember an old meme that had been kind of fun.

Your character has been force-fed a truth potion and tied to a chair. There's no hope for escape, so don't bother trying. Yes, even for you, Bond. I see you working the knots. No, Lezard, you can't turn us all into tribbles.

Both characters and muns can ask questions. The characters have to answer truthfully, but if they're skilled in verbal gymnastics, they can try to talk their way out of answering. Make a post with the names of the characters up for play, and we'll interrogate them suitably.

Comments

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

Mmm, a trap? What happened because of this...'trap'?

[elegantsamurai.livejournal.com]

*smirk* You only think you know the truth. You believe what you wish to believe, regardless of what I say or what I 'prove' to you.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

You can't. I can tear you apart without lifting a finger. There's nothing you can do to stop me, if I decide some time that hearing you scream would make my day.

[i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com]

I could make you scream. I learned things.

[righteous-pen.livejournal.com]

...he was captured, by Near. Defeated.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

What is your favorite pastime?

[arrogantmage.livejournal.com]

Damned truth serum, making me incapable of my usual snide self-defense! My favorite pastime ... bah, it's so difficult to decide.

It's a tie between sex, scheming, and the vivisection of Midgardian elves, I suppose.

[lemondrop-party.livejournal.com]

That is a serious loss. Perhaps taking up a hobby would help? Knitting, for example?

[arrogantmage.livejournal.com]

*beams* You're welcome! It's a pleasure to have one's work appreciated. *glares sidelong at Soi*

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

Your God, you mean? Mm...tell me, was he a mortal 'God'?

[righteous-pen.livejournal.com]

*he's not sure how he's going to answer this one himself*

...yes.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

Mm, have you ever tried combining vivisection and sex? It can be very entertaining, I promise you.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

I doubt it. There's not much anymore that can hurt me.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

I could say the same for you.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

How did he die?

[elegantsamurai.livejournal.com]

I will not be defeated and you have been defeated.

[righteous-pen.livejournal.com]

I didn't see it. I was brought here before it happened.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

Do you regret not being there for him in his last moments alive?

[righteous-pen.livejournal.com]

I'll be there, I'll be sent back to the time I left. I regret that I caused it. Of course I do.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

What do you mean...that I've been defeated?

[elegantsamurai.livejournal.com]

Kurama told me he killed you. You were defeated.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

Does he blame you too?

[arrogantmage.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I have to say that doesn't quite appeal. Elves are scum. I'd no more desire to couple with an elf than with a lifeless doll. The divine creatures I adore I would not need or wish to vivisect.

To each his own, I suppose!

[arrogantmage.livejournal.com]

That serves no purpose of mine, Princess. I'm sure you'll understand I have no interest in organized sports.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

(To Jing)

Where's the map?