OOC Memes: When Writer's Block Attacks

[blond-bondshell.livejournal.com]

Wishbone's chocolate made me remember an old meme that had been kind of fun.

Your character has been force-fed a truth potion and tied to a chair. There's no hope for escape, so don't bother trying. Yes, even for you, Bond. I see you working the knots. No, Lezard, you can't turn us all into tribbles.

Both characters and muns can ask questions. The characters have to answer truthfully, but if they're skilled in verbal gymnastics, they can try to talk their way out of answering. Make a post with the names of the characters up for play, and we'll interrogate them suitably.

Comments

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

How did he die?

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

During a heist where we attempted to steal an artifact from one of the old demon kings, he was led into a trap and was killed. (and the final, most horrible detail about the whole thing, since he was sure Karasu would ask) I might have been able to save him, but he made me run and save myself instead.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

Of course. But spending that much time on you would be...well. A waste of time. And once you've started with me, you have no choice but to hate every moment of pleasure. It's a recurring pattern in my partners, I assure you.

[smaug-thegolden.livejournal.com]

I have found them to be barely sentient beasts not even capable of rudimentary speech, and it dismays and infuriates me to think others may erroneously believe we're of the same species. Surely they're something far lesser than myself.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

You want me to choose life then, Kurama? I'm flattered.

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

I look forward to being the exception, Karasu.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

How noble. You died too though, later in your life, so his sacrifice was rather meaningless. Unless, of course, you count the crushing guilt it bestowed upon you for abandoning him. That has significant meaning.

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

*Glaring* I don't know why I even bother with you.

[smaug-thegolden.livejournal.com]

I possess the remarkable ability to tune out even the most vexing noises when I choose to. Please do send my new fanboys along to my lair in the Forbidden Forest, I'll see that they're well cared for.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

We'll see how you feel when I make you scream.

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

Why, yes, thank you so much for bringing that up. _{God, you are such an asshole...}

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

Because I fascinate you.

[smaug-thegolden.livejournal.com]

Mun's very curious to know. Starscream. Megatron: You've hit that, y/n/clang clang clang?

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

Like a train wreck.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you see the truth, Kurama. I'd hate for you to be fooling yourself about his tragic fate.

Hm, another thought comes to mind...what do you like the most about me?

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

...Your brutal honesty. I might not enjoy being subject to it, but it is an admirable trait. You don't lie when the truth suits much better. Discounting, of course, the times when 'truth' can be altered by individual perspective.

[lemondrop-party.livejournal.com]

How are you doing these days, Tylenol?

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

Mm, so I do hold your fascination? I'm pleased to learn this isn't such a one-sided relationship after all.

[arrogantmage.livejournal.com]

Do you have a better suggestion?

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

*Kaga doesn't actually answer, but now one could see a slight fear.*

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

Was it ever? We've been dancing around each other since the day we met. I can hate you and still find you interesting.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

My "honesty" provides a...clearer reflection. What can you see of yourself in me?

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

*One can see the smirk through Karasu's eyes.*

Mmm, do you enjoy pain as much as I do?

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

"And since you know you cannot see yourself
So well as by reflection, I, your glass,
Will modestly discover to yourself
That of yourself which you yet know not of." If you are to be my Cassius, then I see in you all the times I have betrayed, failed, and wronged those who needed me most.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

I used to fool myself that it was, Kurama. I didn't want to believe otherwise.