http://biblerewrite.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] biblerewrite.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hh_mirror2008-08-13 12:08 am

The Unpopping of River Tam

River found herself in the not unfamiliar state of being utterly disoriented.

This is not logical; there is not enough butter on Serenity to bathe in.
And yet, to spite the illogical bend of the situation, here she was, covered in butter. Did they even have butter?

And, surrounded by popcorn.
There is not enough popcorn on Serenity to fill a room.
This was a highly illogical situation. A distressing one.

"Simon?" she called out, tentatively. She didn't expect an answer. That... was far more distressing than the popcorn.
Don't be irrational, she thought. It was sound advice.
"Simon?!" She called again, louder. Of course, no answer, but she was allowed to be irrational once in a while. But only for a few seconds. If Simon wasn't here, he was obviously elsewhere, so elsewhere she would go. She stepped out of the popcorn room, and dripped down the unfamiliar hallway.

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
"You will come to my greenhouse, then," A said, still shy. "I will bring something for us to drink, and maybe some sandwiches, and we will eat melon under the pear tree."

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
A smiled more confidently at that, at the sign that she understood.

"I have other trees to introduce you to also. There is a cherry tree, and a peach tree, and in the greenhouse are a lime tree and a maple tree and a mikan, and soon a clementine tree as well. And there are many mangosteen trees in the grove, and many plants that are not trees."

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
"The strawberries... they, they aren't in the garden, they're on my windowsill in my room. Ryuzaki likes them, so I make sure they grow well for him."

Tentatively, "I don't think he would be unhappy if I gave you some."

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
"I, I don't know if they are as good as monastery strawberries. But they are very fresh, and I think they are good. There are blackberries, too, in the garden."

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
"There, there will be lots of fruits for you to try," he stammered. "And I will, I, I'll make limeade, with limes from the tree, with lavender in it."

It seemed a logical variation on lavender lemonade.

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
"For Summer Christmas we had lamb seasoned with lavender, and I made lavender jelly to go with it. It was good. Wishbone had some, and he gave some to Schrodinger and Einstein as a present."

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
"It was the first time I had a Christmas," A confided. "There, there were presents and a tree with things on it, and I surprised Ryuzaki with a strawberry-rose cake." It was a good memory and he smiled. "And now in the mangosteen grove it will be summer on Christmas."

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
"I have roses in many colors." He liked seeing her smile, he realized. "White and red and purple, and some that are more than one color. Roses, oh, oh yes, they are wonderful. They are pretty and smell nice and can be used for food and for medicine. I will have a new rosebush to plant soon, a new kind of rose that is many colors."

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
L had helped A plant, and Kusuriyuri. But they didn't seem to have this kind of reverence for the very act of it, although A suspected Kurama would.

But surely Kurama would not ask him if he could help as if it were a favor A were granting.

"I, I, I..." He had to force himself to take a deep breath. "I would like that, if you helped me give the rose a place to grow."

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
A hug, at that point, probably would have startled A into incoherence, so it was probably just as well.

"And you should, should tell me, what kind of fruits and vegetables you like, and flowers. I am always deciding what to plant next."

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
A looked at her, and tilted his head.

"I never... I never thought about dancing. It was never an option. But, but... I think the mangosteen grove would be a good place to dance."

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"After you have had Charentais melon, and met a pear tree," he said softly.