http://biblerewrite.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] biblerewrite.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hh_mirror2008-08-13 12:08 am

The Unpopping of River Tam

River found herself in the not unfamiliar state of being utterly disoriented.

This is not logical; there is not enough butter on Serenity to bathe in.
And yet, to spite the illogical bend of the situation, here she was, covered in butter. Did they even have butter?

And, surrounded by popcorn.
There is not enough popcorn on Serenity to fill a room.
This was a highly illogical situation. A distressing one.

"Simon?" she called out, tentatively. She didn't expect an answer. That... was far more distressing than the popcorn.
Don't be irrational, she thought. It was sound advice.
"Simon?!" She called again, louder. Of course, no answer, but she was allowed to be irrational once in a while. But only for a few seconds. If Simon wasn't here, he was obviously elsewhere, so elsewhere she would go. She stepped out of the popcorn room, and dripped down the unfamiliar hallway.

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2008-08-13 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
"I haven't seen any, not dancing. I, I know what it is, but the closest I've been to it was when Mello tried to teach me how to fight and we had to stop because I didn't want to be touched. Although maybe the way the cats move is a little like a dance sometimes."

Albeit a fairly chaotic one.

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2008-08-13 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"I am learning things here. The cats are teaching me to play, and to rest, and Kusuriyuri is teaching me to use plants, and I am learning to be green."

Kurama had told Kusuriyuri and L about the lessons he was giving A in manipulating plant energy, but he wasn't sure how many people should know.

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2008-08-13 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Green like plants becoming strong under the sun," he clarified. "Flowers opening and fruit becoming ripe."

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2008-08-13 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Primavera and Kurama found it in the mangosteen grove," he said as if she'd know who he meant. "A chest full of little bottles of oils that smelled like things. I liked the ones that smelled like flowers because they remind me of my garden even when I am not there."

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2008-08-13 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Finally sick of Schrodinger getting all the attention now that he was sure this new person was no threat, Einstein padded up to her with a plaintive mew, licking at her buttery hand.

A smiled at that; Einstein could be a little shy when meeting people.

"There are more that I haven't tried yet," he told her. "Primavera said sometimes they smell different on your skin than in the bottle."

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2008-08-13 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't know what she is." Of course, he wasn't sure what she meant by 'companion' either. "Kurama was talking to her. She acted like everything bored her."

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2008-08-13 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"Kurama knows about plants. He helped me protect the mangosteen grove before Lezard put up a charm to make it stay warm for always, and he met a leopard cat there."

A was rather intrigued as well, even if he did find the oiled effect somewhat disquieting.

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2008-08-13 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
The question startled him a bit, but he had an answer now. He'd never have to be 'Attempted Alternate' to her.

"I'm A. I am learning to grow plants, and to use them for food and medicine."

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2008-08-13 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
A smiles a little sadly at that; being fixed has filled much of his time at Hogwarts.

"Do you run so swiftly that there are no ripples?"

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2008-08-13 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Kusuriyuri says I must be mindful of ripples," he said soberly. "And I am beginning to be things. Before, I was... made to be."

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2008-08-13 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"This, it, it's a good place for that." A smiled back nervously, rubbing his throat. "If I wasn't here, I wouldn't be anywhere."

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
"I have a garden here," he said, regaining his composure. "And a greenhouse. And a mangosteen grove. And there are Einstein and Schrodinger," he gestured at the cats, both purring loudly, "and Bernoulli."

And that wasn't counting his friends who were human, or could pass for it.