https://lilypotter60.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lilypotter60.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hh_mirror2007-09-08 03:27 pm

Two Very Stern Owls

((Backdated slightly to pre-mass annulment.))

After finding out some exasperating news, Lily sent out two harshly worded and heavily warded owls.

Seriously. What was wrong with people?



Mr. Sylar ~

It has come to my attention again that you are engaging in fights with other students. Again.

I am seriously disappointed in your chosen behaviour. I am left no recourse but to assign you detention for the next week. You will report to the Hospital Wing each night promptly at six. I suggest you wear clothing you do not mind getting dirty, as you will not be sitting around twiddling your thumbs or using any form of magic or ability.

Also, I am taking fifty points from your House for your misconduct. Do not be late, Mr. Sylar, or I will make it sixty.

~ Professor Evans-Potter-Black-Homsar

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Ms. Morgan,

It has come to my attention that the injuries you sustained were as a result of a fight with a fellow student. You may not be aware, but Hogwarts frowns on such extra-curricular activities.

You will have two days of detention, in the Hospital Wing, beginning at six. Please come prepared to work - no magic or abilities will be allowed.

Fifty points will also be taken from your House.

~ Professor Evans-Potter-Black-Homsar

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And while she was sending out owls...



Sparky ~

Well, I know you're still alive, because your brother shows up three times a week in my office and he hasn't mentioned having a hut to himself. So I can only conclude that both of your arms are broken and you are incapable of using a Dictiquill. That's the only reason behind you not owling me in Merlin knows how long.

Seriously, I'm worried. And kind of concerned that you've melded into your couch, with a bottle of whiskey attached to your hand.

~ Lily

(Owl is carrying a large tin of fresh-baked chocolate-chip cookies and a basket containing a steak pastie, a corn and cheese casserole, and some fruit salad.)

Horus returns, seeing as the owl will not budge

[identity profile] wayward-son124.livejournal.com 2007-09-09 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Lily,

I OWLED HER, OKAY

GIVE ME COOKIES ><

Crap, someone's at the door.


-Dean

Horace returns

[identity profile] wayward-son124.livejournal.com 2007-09-17 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
Lily,

Hey, yay, cookies.

Which is... totally why I'm here. And not the cookies. ...Shut up.

He totally ratted you out the other day, by the way.


-Dean