Billy ducked his head back into the refrigerator. "I think it helps if you've already accepted one really fucked-up thing already, like dinosaurs. 'Dinosaurs are alive!' and you're stunned. 'Magic is real!' and you're less stunned, but still kind of 'O RLY?'. Then by the time you get to things like gender-switching chocolates and mass marriages via clothing, it's all kind of 'eh.'"

He pulled a package of lunch meat out of the fridge and tossed it to Ian. "Or do you still get surprised every now and then?"