Alice was fuming as she changed in the bathroom.

I'm barely here for a week, and they marry me off to this person I don't even know! And I can't call my Jasper and tell him to help me, nor can I send him a letter because GOD KNOWS WHERE HE IS...

The sound of tearing fabric snapped Alice out of her thoughts. She had ripped her shirt right down the middle in anger.

Oh, perfect. Just absolutely SPIFFING.