"I don't get it either," May sighed, shrugging. "I mean, people have shown up here injured a couple times, but they usually bring in a doctor if that's the case. There's plenty of them in Ravenclaw. And like I said, you don't HAVE to stay - I guess even if you want visitation rights you have to be Sorted."

She smiled wryly at his last comment. "Not in Kansas either. It helps to keep a running tally of the not-crazy people you meet and keep in touch with them. You want the lowdown on the Houses before I vote you somewhere and you can go find your brother?"