"That's guh-REAAAAAAAAAT!" Michael had no idea what a cooch was, but it sounded like a purse or something...right? He certainly didn't want to let on that he was unaware of this clearly ebonical term, so it was easiest just to agree. "Sounds geeeeuuuuuud! So you are now our new Accounting Manager. Which means...you're hired!" He put on his best Donald Trump interpretation, hand motion and all. "You're HIGH-uhd! And you should live in Slytherin with the rest of us Dunderheads."
Vote: Slytherin
"That's guh-REAAAAAAAAAT!" Michael had no idea what a cooch was, but it sounded like a purse or something...right? He certainly didn't want to let on that he was unaware of this clearly ebonical term, so it was easiest just to agree. "Sounds geeeeuuuuuud! So you are now our new Accounting Manager. Which means...you're hired!" He put on his best Donald Trump interpretation, hand motion and all. "You're HIGH-uhd! And you should live in Slytherin with the rest of us Dunderheads."
Accordingly, he voted her there.