Michael jumped back in surprise, but the shocked expression on his face almost immediately turned into a look of recognition. "Cracker! YES! I'm a cracka ass cracka (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cracka+ass+cracka)!" The last three words were said in a high-pitched, heavily accented voice. Clearly, Michael was trying his Chris Rock impersonation again.

Then he quieted down a little bit, holding one arm out to keep Foxxy at bay. "But I~~ am NOT a racist! Racism is very very wrong. I support black women. I like big butts. And I cannot lie." That had to convince Foxxy of Michael's incredibly tolerant outlook.