"Less looking out for you, more wishing eternal hell of paperwork on you," House said cheerfully, or as cheerfully as he could manage, which of course meant that it was largely faked.

At Cuddy's question, though, House looked a little shifty-eyed before he composed himself. As much as he would love to see a fight between Cuddy and Ages Nutter, head of the schools' Hospital Wing, the thought of them within a mile radius of each other just spelled trouble. For him. "She's evil," he insisted. "Kicked me out the Hospital Wing the first day I got here." Which had been his own fault, for pestering people about masturbating too much and snooping around, but he held it against her. "She'll steal your soul with leeches."