"Pft, no need," House waved a hand in the air dismissively. "I'm sure you, being a good little administrator, have figured out the large of it already." That, and House thought it would be a lot more funny to just leave Cuddy to figure things out on her own. The first time he'd seen magic, House thought he was hallucinating. It was interesting to wonder how Cuddy would react. "I'm going to vote you into Ravenclaw, because I really hope that there is a lot paperwork there. Wouldn't want you to go without the comforts of home."

While he thought about it, actually, there were a number of people around here that could make his life hell should Cuddy ever meet them. House grimaced slightly, imagining an encounter between Cuddy and Lily, or Agnes Nutter, or even Cox. It didn't bear thinking about. "Also, if you see a woman with hair like a haystack and breasts down to here," House held his hand at waist-height, which was likely an exaggeration, "Do not attempt to speak to her. Take my word for it."