Well, we all get a vote, those of us who show up to use it. That's what all the talking's about. I think the wacky app is just to get conversations started.

We don't get the final say, though. You're gonna hate me for this...A magic hat comes and sits on your head and looks inside, and it tells you what house you go into. That's the last bit. And yeah, it's exactly as weird and unbelievable as it sounds. Just go with it, and once he's done you're sprung from the Sorting Room - that's here.