And... oh, crap. Haa. How does one calmly explain that they had been, a few months ago, not too long, a piece of popcorn (http://community.livejournal.com/hogwarts_hocus/1025325.html)?

"I... sort of," he explained in a weird sort of voice, rubbing at the back of his head and frowning a bit as he tried to find some kind of explanation for this that wouldn't break Cuddy's fragile brain. "At least, that was pretty much the last thing I remember before, you know. I ended up here. Being at the hospital."