The Old Man, Legend of Zelda

[eastmostdodongo.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

EASTMOST PENINSULA IS THE SECRET

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

SPECTACLE ROCK IS AN ENTRANCE TO DEATH

3. What time is it where you are?

10TH ENEMY HAS THE BOMB

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

SHOW THIS TO THE OLD WOMAN

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

THERE ARE SECRETS WHERE FAIRIES DON'T LIVE

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

ONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE THE TRIFORCE CAN'T GO IN

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

DID YOU GET THE SWORD FROM THE OLD MAN AT THE TOP OF THE WATERFALL?

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS! *holds up a rusty sword*

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Comments

[homsarhomsar.livejournal.com]

*blibbles in - ooh, a kindred spirit!*

DaaaAAAAaaaAAAAaaaAAAA! I'm the pride of the peaches!

[eastmostdodongo.livejournal.com]

"THERE'S A SECRET IN THE TIP OF THE NOSE," the old man answered, pointing at Homsar's bowler.

[homsarhomsar.livejournal.com]

Being noseless himself, Homsar was slightly offended. He stared at the old man for a moment before announcing, "DaaaAAAAaaaAAAAaaaAAAA! I'm the human wedgie!" Which he figured would completely clear up any confusion about nasal issues.

[eastmostdodongo.livejournal.com]

The Old Man nodded, now aware of his faux pas. "MASTER USING IT AND YOU CAN HAVE THIS."

[homsarhomsar.livejournal.com]

Homsar's bowler hat had just shot way up into the air, and now it paused at the apex of its trajectory.

The Old Man seemed to be offering him something. Could it be???

Hopefully, Homsar asked, "DaaaAAAAaaaAAAAaaaAAAA! When can we start the Jeffersons? (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sadjournal/homsar_jeff.mp3)"

[eastmostdodongo.livejournal.com]

"DID YOU GET THE SWORD FROM THE OLD MAN ON TOP OF THE WATERFALL?," the Old Man asked gravely.

[whoopwhoowhoop.livejournal.com]

A talking-loud contest, was it? Two could play at this game! One of the two being Zoidberg.

"I LIKE SANDELS."

[eastmostdodongo.livejournal.com]

The old man gasped. An octorok! "AIM AT THE EYES OF GOHMA!"

[whoopwhoowhoop.livejournal.com]

Oh, he was a shifty one!

"BANANA CLIPS ARE HIGH IN PROTIEN."

[eastmostdodongo.livejournal.com]

The old man crossed his arms and sternly said to the blibbling octorok, "LET'S PLAY MONEY MAKING GAME."

[whoopwhoowhoop.livejournal.com]

Oh-ho!

*hands claw on hips*

"CHEESEY BITES ARE FOR FORMADLYHIDE MOUSES."

[eastmostdodongo.livejournal.com]

"SECRET IS IN THE TREE AT THE DEAD-END," the Old Man replied in warning.

[joachim-armster.livejournal.com]

All your shouting about "dongs" is so indecent.

[eastmostdodongo.livejournal.com]

"...DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE?"

[joachim-armster.livejournal.com]

Yes, that. Do keep your "dong" well away from me, unless you wish to lose it.

Have you any swords in good condition?

[eastmostdodongo.livejournal.com]

The Old Man crossed his arms. "ONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE THE TRIFORCE CAN'T GO IN."

[joachim-armster.livejournal.com]

Joachim's eyes narrowed in irritation, giving him the appearance of a displeased cat. "Good Lord, must everything that comes out of your mouth be such perverse filth? Trust me, I don't care to try and force anything into there, save perhaps the business end of a sword. Which brings me back to my original question. Have you any swords in good condition?"

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

(( OOC: *dead* ))

[joachim-armster.livejournal.com]

((He can't be the only one who thought it! ;) ))

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Someone sent us up the bomb?

[eastmostdodongo.livejournal.com]

"DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE."

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Who put the bop in the bop-shoo-op-de-bop?

[eastmostdodongo.livejournal.com]

"PATRA HAS THE MAP."

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Oops, I did it again, I played with you heart, got lost in the game?

Hufflepuff!

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

I have truly seen the light!

Your bribe has been accepted.

Welcome to Hufflepuff!