Open RP: Ray and Fraser fall into the common room.

[youreafreak.livejournal.com]

So, Ray had been having a good day, and a bad day. First, he'd gotten locked into a room with his partner by a girl who totally had it comin', now.

That's bad.

Then, he figured out he got locked in because someone'd figured out they both had the hotness goin' on for one another. Huh, crazy, right? A bent Mountie? Who woulda thought? Heh. Now all he had goin' on was a Ralph Wiggum voice going 'I bent my Mountie'.

heheh.

Oh, right. That's good.

Then, just as they were about to go for the good stuff, they got out of the secret passage they were stuck in and tumbled, ass-first, into the Gryffindor Common Room, both of them in rather obviously... rumpled clothing.

Uh. That's bad.

Of course, they were closer to a bed now. That's good...

((ETA: The last thread goes NSFW.))

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[makeminemayday.livejournal.com]

May is alone in the Gryff common room for once, and is perched nimbly on the back of a chair, defying all the laws of physics as she tries to make sense of the Charms text in her hands. She flips back, then forward again. Okay, the book's contradicted itself again. Geez. If only she hadn't been otherwise occupied during office hours. The reading is already making her climb the furniture; if she can't make sense of it soon the walls will be literally next.

Then the two half-dressed men come crashing into the room from nowhere, and she completely forgets about studying. "Uh. Hi?"

[youreafreak.livejournal.com]

"... uh. Hi." Ray is actually looking pretty red, here. "This is Gryffindor, yeah?"

[themountie.livejournal.com]

Fraser really couldn't have looked more embarrassed if he tried. He cleared his throat and pulled his Sam Brown back over his shoulder, blushing furiously, and gave May an awkwardly polite smile. "Um. Good day, ma'am! We were just..." He glanced desperately at Ray, then back at the hole.

[makeminemayday.livejournal.com]

((Bad timing. Let me try again!))

She will not laugh. She will not laugh. She doesn't know these guys, after all.

"Eaten by a staircase?" May prompts. She tosses the book aside - it's a lost cause, really - and hops off the chair nimbly to help one or the other or both up.

Once they've untangled themselves, that is.

[youreafreak.livejournal.com]

"Uh. Secret passage, actually." He gets pulled to his feet and dusts himself off. "Thanks." He offers a hand to Fraser to help him up in return.

[themountie.livejournal.com]

Fraser had, in fact, already gotten up, and was now feeling a little guilty that May had gotten to Ray first. "Sorry," he murmured to his partner, then cleared his throat and turned back to May. "Ah, yes, we-- we stumbled upon a tunnel, and... yes."

[makeminemayday.livejournal.com]

Stumbled. Uh-huh. But the poor guys already look mortified as it is, and the way this place works, you really never know.

She glances back at the passage. "Huh. I've had the staircases out to get me since day one, so I had to ask. Secret passages, though, that's new. I never knew that was there." Thank goodness I figured out how to ward my room.

"You need any help with anything? I'm guessing going back the way you came isn't really an option." Like a lot of things in the school, the passageway just might have a mind of its own.

[youreafreak.livejournal.com]

"Uh, no, we're good. Our room's just that way." He jerked his thumb up the passage towards the dorms. "So, uh, we'll just... get outta your hair."

[themountie.livejournal.com]

Our room? Fraser shot Ray a look that was as hopeful as it was curious. Was Ray planning on coming back now? "Ah, yes, we're... sorry to have disturbed you," he agreed, turning back to May with his most polite Mountie smile. "We wouldn't want to keep you from your studies any longer. Thank you kindly for the offer, though."

[makeminemayday.livejournal.com]

"No, you really didn't bother me, I wasn't making any headway as it was," May assures him, grinning. "Nice, uh, meeting you. I'm May, if you guys ever need anything." She picks up the discarded book and settles into the chair.

She waits until they've gone back into the room and shut the door before she finally gives in to a fit of giggles.

Yeah, she's not going to be making any headway on studying now.