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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
St Andre. It's a buttery triple-creme not unlike brie.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
If at all possible, I would manipulate the situation so that I could destroy both with a single blow. If, however, it came down to a choice between one or the other, I would undoubtedly destroy Barney first - he poses a far greater threat to our youth.

3. What time is it where you are?
2:52 pm; a time I normally have scheduled for training exercises and rulebook memorization.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I find this question wholly offensive, and refuse to answer.
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. . . any of the Weasley boys. Their hair looks as though it would lend itself well to grabbing. ~~And I like redheads.~~

5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin.
Delta Patrol Squad B is neither witty (sorry, Bridge), nor a bar. And it isn't dimly lit. However, if I were to, say, bartend in my free time, which of course I do not do, it would be in a bar called I SHOULD BE THE RED RANGER, AND JACK SHOULD BE IN JAIL. It would be a beautiful place.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

I'll give you all-access to Bridge's underwear drawer. And apples. Because apples are delicious.

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Rules are beautiful things. Your family are police officers? Do tell.

It is not beautiful when you end up being put into a police box more than three times any given week! XO

My parents are both part of the Tokyo law enforcement- dad's a detective, and mom's a decorated cop. My bro is low-level cop (he doesn't even have a car. He has the police-box-and-bike duty) and my little sis wants to become a detective (and thinks that getting in fights with my rivals is a good idea). They want me to follow the family tradition and become a cop... No wait. Now that they know I'm magic and all, they expect me to become an auror instead! No way in hell am I following the family line, like a sheep.

~~... I do sorta miss them though... It's strange not getting arrested by people I know...~~

My family has also been involved in law enforcement for a long, long time. It's not considered a tradition so much as an honor! If my parents were alive, they'd be ashamed of the fact that I'm stuck wearing blue.

~~That red uniform should be mine!~~

Everyone gets lonely for their family sometimes. That's what close friends are for.

I'm sure that, if you really needed the favor, Bridge or I would arrest you. You know. Out of the goodness of our hearts.

Well, it's so expected that I'm going to follow the family line (tradition of the family plus the whole "The Son of a Frog is a Frog" thing. Bah, I hate that phrase.) of law that the fam still thinks I'm going to be a cop. Or an auror now. I'd much rather just go into something like fashion.

~~Actually, blue looks pretty good on you. Does good for your eyes... Did the same for Bridge's too... And now I know how they pick Ranger-colors!~~

... I'm not sure if I should be insulted by that or not, but I'll keep that in mind ~~next time I'm chasing a member of my house with fellow cultists, and wielding large textbooks.~~

~~I think they pick ranger colors at random. No, really. Any REASONABLE person would've given ME red ranger status. But no. They gave it to that low-life Jack, instead. I'm not bitter. No, not at all.~~

What would you do with something like fashion? I am my father's son. I take comfort in that. Unless you think fashion is just another way to 'give back' to society. ~~That's so strange.~~

I'd mostly be designing outfits, and coming up with the sort of stuff I'd like to wear. Really, it's one of the few careers I can actually see myself having. (And at least in the fashion-world, you can stay a ko-gal as well. So not being a gal-quitter...)

It's not that I'm against my parents ~~as long as they don't arrest me or grill me about how I ended up in the Shibuya District Police Box, arrested on charges of assault~~. It's just that I'm my own person. I'm not going to be a cop, just because the rest of the Kotobuki clan likes carrying around a police badge.

~~I'm not even fully sure why I did it, at this point... It's really hazy now that I think about it. But I also do remember yelling into thr guy's room, for someone to "Come out of there, already!"~~

Well, if following what you think is right leads you to fashion design, sobeit. I just think that it would be a shame for anyone not to do something because it was family tradition. If that was the only reason, I mean.

~~If it'd make you feel more at home, I'm sure some interrogations could be arranged?~~

~~Only if you offer me a pork-cutlet bowl and talk about how I make my mother cry.~~

It's not the only reason to it... Bad experiences mini-cop-training, when I was a kid. That, and I like being a kogal. If I become a cop, I'd have to give it up. Being a gal is more important to me...