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[roxyspaulding.livejournal.com]

Hey Peoples,

So, I was making some cookies, and I ran into a bit of a problem. Who knew that 4 dozen really meant 46? I kinda accidentally made a few dozen dozen cookies, and I need some help eating them. You all will help a sister out, right?

Love ya!

Roxy

PS. Ignore the burning smell. It will go away.



(If one were to shift the cookies around, a person would notice a pile of black, charred hunks suitable only for use as hockey pucks under the first layer of edible cookies.)

((These are magical cookies with random, non-fatal results. Effects and duration are up to the muns involved.))

Comments

[worldly_monk]

Sanzo stood frozen for a second, then his arm came up and knocked Gojyo away with more force than was probably needed. "Get the hell off me, asshole."

Leave it to Gojyo to somehow find the one cookie with no magical effects.

[perverted-kappa.livejournal.com]

He easily caught Sanzo's arm and clung to it instead, exerting his inhuman strength without meaning to, though not enough to cause pain. "Sanzo-chan, Sanzo-chan~♥," he said in a singsong voice. "Why don't we go somewhere with more privacy?"

[worldly_monk]

Startled by the sudden grab, Sanzo swung his fan, whacking Gojyo on the head and arm. "I'm not going anywhere with you, shithead. Now let go of me!" He managed to yank his arm free and backed up a step, glaring at Gojyo. What the hell was wrong with... oh.

"Oh for fuck's sake."

[perverted-kappa.livejournal.com]

Being hit by the fan barely fazed him. Arms outstretched, he leaned forward and hugged Sanzo with a happy sigh, nuzzling the monk's neck as he murmured honeyed words. "Oh, don't call it that, Sanzo-chan. Between us it would be... making love."

[worldly_monk]

Sanzo twisted, trying to break free of the hug and somehow keep his neck away from Gojyo's wandering mouth. "I'm going to be making you dead if you don't cut that out!" He tried to get to his gun, but Gojyo was holding on too tight.

[perverted-kappa.livejournal.com]

"I know you don't mean such things." He raised his head and kissed Sanzo's chin. All the struggling had caused him to miss Sanzo's mouth. He pouted, then grew very serious. "That day when we first met, I thought you were the most beautiful person I'd ever seen aside from Hakkai. I... I really..." Gojyo blushed, hugged him a little tighter, and returned his attention to Sanzo's neck.

[worldly_monk]

"Hell yes I mean them!" This was getting ridiculous. And creepy. And apparently his neck was ticklish. Sanzo squirmed again, and managed to loosen Gojyo's grip enough to be able to move. He stomped down on Gojyo's foot and swung a fist into Gojyo's stomach. Finally breaking free, Sanzo decided that he needed reinforcements. He quickly ran away left the room in search of Hakkai.