Temple and Arch!

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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

I quite like Cheshire. It's milder than chedder, rather nice. Occasionally a good Stilton.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

I wouldn't kill either of them unless they were attacking me. If that were the case I'd kill whoever was nearest. I'm not terrbly good at killing people, you see.

3. What time is it where you are?

About three days until the next Floating Market.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Oh, my. Well, Charlie Weasley's quite fit, I suppose.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

Tend bar? Temple and Arch! I've sworn quite completely off alcohol after that one hangover...

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Well, it's just ill-omened to seperate twins, everyone knows that. More customary to wed them to another set of twins, for symmetry, but if they both agrees on one person, well, there's a balance to that as well.

This assumes, of course, that none of them is called upon to make a match to benefit their family.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

Desks and paperwork? I've no advice there. I'm most relieved not to be plagued with it myself, although I've been warned that this may change.


D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

I can open any door, any lock, with the touch of my hand. Although there are some doors better left unopened.


6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

Well, apart from the aforementioned opening of locks and seals, I can grant you the right to free passage in London Below; I would offer my family's protection but that's a rather hollow joke these days. I can also provide an introduction to the Marquis de Carabas; I can't imagine there's anything he can't obtain for you, if the price is right.