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Bellatrix Lestrange - Harry Potter

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I enjoy parmesan on pasta.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Ugh. Carrottop. All that red hair, are we sure he isn't a Weasley?

3. What time is it where you are?
5 minutes until 4. In the morning.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Harrass? All of them. Sexually harrass? I'd go back to Azkaban first.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Dark Mark

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
I have connections. What do you want?

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Well, let us see. You say you've got connections. Do you have any that might interest a hat? Or weaponry? Or anything sparkly and shiney? I do rather like purple baubles.

*holds up a brightly polished dagger*

Would this interest you, hat?

Oh, I do like daggers, as well. And it seems to match your glare.

*glowers a bit, then makes an attempt at a sweet smile* Consider it, won't you?

((OOC: Laughed SO hard at that.))

I WANT SOMETHING!! GIMMIE SOMETHING!

What's wrong with Hufflepuff? Helga's here now! She can take care of you!

And what would you like?

What've you got??

Hmm. I've got this lovely necklace? Or a nice long length of red satin ribbon, enchanted to make people believe whatever you say. You could tie it round the brim, perhaps?

I can't really wear a necklace. Hats don't have necks and I'm in the hat!

Would they really believe anything?!!

That's what it's enchanted to do. At least, it will make you extremely persuasive. Not that you aren't, anyway.

That's all well and good but you didn't answer my question about Hufflepuffs. What's wrong with them?

*shock, gasp* You're not PREJUDICED against Hufflepuffs, are you?

Of course not. *Smiling sweetly, which would send most sane people running for the hills* *Also lying through her teeth*

HEE! You're funny! *pets her hair* Why don't you wanna go to Hufflepuff? My fuzzy is there, you know!

*resists the nearly overpowering urge to bite*

I don't want to go to Hufflepuff, specifically because Albus Dumbledore, for some cocked-up reason, wants me there. And badly enough to do some impressive convincing.

Your..fuzzy? Do you mean Fenrir?

Dumbly-dore had a hamster, you know!!!!!

*hapy happy smiles all around* Fuzzy is my Fuzzy! He gives me rides from one side of the castle to the other and he's soft and fuzzy and lets me pet him behind the ears!!! He can take really good care of you, you know!

Will you proooooooooomise to be all active and the like! There are a lot of Death Eaters here and *whispers conspiratorially* I think they're jealous of yo-ou!

I will be very active. And yes, I've heard about Dumbledore's hamster. Amusing how grand a cock-up Severus did on *that* job.

((Though not at the moment, it is very late and I need to go to bed soon. *dies*))

*nodnod* Sevvie failed, but at least we all had a good laugh!!!

So, not Hufflepuff. You wanna go into Slytherin then?

Slytherin would be excellent.

Slytherin sure is getting full these days.

I'll take the ribbon then! I like being persuasive! ^_^ Did you miiiiiiiss meeeeee?

*unwinds the ribbon from her dark hair, hands it to lil tom*

Of course I did.

*takes it with one of the straps*

My original is here! And so is One, my brother!!! He's kinda with my mother and all in her app. now.

Interesting. That would explain why he so suddenly went silent.

No doubt. Dumbledore probably dragged him away. I dunno what to do with her...

But I think the hat will know what to do with you!!! Thank you for the ribbon! *is pleased now*

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lebellatrix.livejournal.com - 2006-03-05 00:47 (UTC) - Expand

*nods* You had better give Little Tom something very good. I'm sure you have some lovely Dark objects he'd be interested in...

Yes, I will consider it, but I'm afraid you must bribe Little Tom, as well.

((OOC: Couldn't resist! ;) ))

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