Sliding over the rest of the table, Kuronue stood up. "I'm useless to my race!" he shouted. "What good is a bat that can't fly properly? That couldn't walk? Kurama saw no use in me besides sex, why the hell should anyone else?"

He ripped of his hat and threw it to the ground, kicked at the table enough to hear a satisfying crack. "It's all I have. I don't have a personality. I don't have anything but an uncanny ability to drag people into bed! My life is defined by sex and I hate it!"