Think, Soris! There's a talking hat, sitting right in front of you, shouting at you. Say something smart and not at all cowardly!

"BECAUSE I HAVE YET TO FIND ONE THAT WORKS WITH MY EARS WHY ARE WE YELLING," shouted the young elf in reply. One good thing about Soris was that, since the incident at his wedding, he was pretty good at coping with things as they came up.