[Open RP] The first episode is always the most boring...

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

So Kaga had been eating dinner and wondering when Hogwarts had TVs in the Great Hall, or whether they would even work.

Then the first episode of Hat Shore began.

Kaga had wrinkled his nose at the idea. He doesn't watch much TV (there were better things to do) but he was aware of the concept of reality tv and found it distasteful. Sure, by technicality Iron Chef and its international spinoffs were reality shows too, but at least he and his nephew made them classy, damnit!

He nearly spat out his food when he saw Yukimura, then Kuronue on screen. As Ariane appeared and explained things to them, he realized that this was another experiment of the Sorting Hat's (yes, he's heard of the village of tents and mass weddings).

He continued to watch in horrified, fascinated pity as the episode played out.

[[Kaga needs someone to be horrified with. :P]]

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[igorofmalaria.livejournal.com]

"Arranged marriages?" Igor looked worried. "I've only seen the gazebos. You don't think it would do that again, do you?" He whispered the last part. "At least it's occupied right now."

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

"I don't know. From what I heard, it ended because he got bored. I can't imagine he'd find it unboring enough to do again."

[igorofmalaria.livejournal.com]

"Ah. That's comforting." Igor turned back to the TV and Beowulf's efforts to put ground beef on a skewer.

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaaaaand Kaga's now mad.

"THAT IS NOT HOW GROUND BEEF WORKS."

[igorofmalaria.livejournal.com]

Igor squinted at the screen. "I don't see any pans around. Don't you need pans to cook that stuff?"

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

"Yes. Unless you plan to put the beef in a casing for sausage, but as there's apparently tacos on the menu, it's not that."