[application] Finland, Scandinavia and the World

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(OOC: Never let it be said that I don't like a challenge)


Well, he had been dozing in his comfy chair. At least he still had his bottle of beer and his knife

When he got up, one could see that he was a guy with a beard and a hat, who didn't talk much. The only indication of his identity was the shirt on him: white, with a blue cross.

Finland looked around, displeased that not only was he woken up, he was now someplace different altogether. Coming closer to the table, he saw the application and looked at it.

The Dictaquill sprung to life. Finland tried to grab it, but it kept darting and wriggling out of his grasp until, frustrated, Finland started chasing it with his knife.

With it wriggling as it was pinned down, Finland muttered "perkele," as he picked up a normal quill and began writing.



State your full name.
Finland.

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I like some oven-baked cheese, why do you care?

Finland reached for his bottle. If these were the questions, he was going to need it.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Finland couldn't help the evil smirk that adorned his face. Why limit myself to them?

3. What time is it where you are?

Finland's smirk dropped. It HAD been naptime before I was taken away from this place.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Finland glowered at this implication, and reached for his knife, but suddenly inspiration struck.

I wouldn't harrass Luna...I'd let her harass ME.

Finland daydreamed a bit, fantasizing about Luna standing in front of him with a whip and a strap-on, before shaking his head and moving on.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

Fuck that. I'd be the town drunk.

Well, at least he's honest.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

I don't care, as long as they go to Norway or Iceland for it.

Finland considered that.

Better make it Iceland, no one likes him anyway.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

Finland's rage grew. Only one person would ask this.

FUCK YOU SWEDEN.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

Now properly pissed off, Finland grabbed the knife off the table and stabbed the application right through that question.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

Not one for talking, or sociable-ness, Finland just glared at anyone that he came across.



"I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ___Finland_________
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____Finland_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __Finland_________.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ____Finland_________"