"There's also Slytherin, and you don't want Sparklypoo. It's.." Haplo frowned, grasping for the right word before giving up. "You just don't."

Dog sniffed the air and barked. Haplo nodded at him, "Hufflepuff. With luck, the Hat should be around soon to finish your sorting."

And by that time, he would be long gone. He hadn't forgotten his deal with the Hat, he was simply putting it off as long as possible. And the mun needed to find the perfect hat!