Kuronue was not an objectophiliac. However, the poster made him wonder. Whatever power have this...floating poster sentience must have either a wicked sense of humour or he was being fucked with.

Points for originality if he was being fucked with, but he didn't think it the case.

Kuronue was being hit on by a demotivator.

Fancy that.

A little stunned, wonder of wonders, he started at the poster, and the image therein for a while. Then he smiled. "Well, I'm flattered. But I don't think it would work out. I mean...you're...you and I'm me..."