https://iam-beowulf.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] iam-beowulf.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hh_mirror 2009-11-01 01:18 am (UTC)

Beowulf overheard!

"DO NOT SPEAK OF MY MANHOOD IN THE PRESENCE OF THE YOUNG DEPUTY PREFECT. SHE IS ABOUT TO ARRIVE AND SHE IS TOO YOUNG FOR SUCH TALK. I WILL SHOW YOU THE MONSTER IN MY BREECHES LATER, IF YOU WISH, AT A MORE APPROPRIATE TIME!"

With this stern admonition, he departed for the snack table, for some much-needed lime Kool-Aid.

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