True! Dwight very seldom wore hats! "Oh, no no no, I totally don't think he's sexy." It was true that Andy wasn't attracted to Dwight, but nonetheless there was a hasty methinks-the-Nard-Dog-doth-protest-too-much air to this assertion, largely because of a certain rumor Michael had recently spread around the office.

A rumor that resulted in Kevin asking Andy "do you like tea as much as you like men's butts?"

"That's just, you know, what he uses the name for. Is what I meant. To say."