"Okay. I have got to find out if Cirque du Soleil offers internships, 'cause you? Are so cut out for Cirque du Soleil. You could totally be in the center ring, doin' the flamingoooo." Andy thought about this. "Not sure if Japan has Cirque du Soleil. And it would probably not be a paying internship. But you might be able to get course credit, and when you graduate from your real school" (Andy still believed Hogwarts was to magicians as clown college was to clowns) "who knows, there just might be a job waiting for you. Sure, they might start you out as the scary clown-faced guy, but you'll work your way up to a spangly leotard in no time with those feet of yours."