"Dust allergies, gotcha. You know what you should watch out for? Dust mites. Get one of those hypoallergenic pillowcases. Get your sleep on." Andy took a deep breath. "Me, I'm thinking the Scottish country air is just what the doctor ordered for the ol' Nard Dog. The admissions interview thing, yeah, I totally understand. I mean, I'm an alumni rep for Cornell, myself. Interview the occasional applicant. Sooooo, if you could put in a good word for me, that'd be just swell." Yes, Andy just used the word swell unironically.