http://bigredbernard.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bigredbernard.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hh_mirror 2009-09-27 05:16 pm (UTC)

Re: Vote: Squib

Andy clambered off the floor, dusted off the seat of his trousers, and stared after the kimonoed not-a-geisha. "Oh yeah? Yeah, well ... you ... can't be well-rounded either if you only know Japanese stuff! You don't even know what other cultures I know." Too bad he didn't think of these things in time to shout them out before Yukimura had left. So essentially he was yelling at the empty doorway. Which a house-elf promptly closed, lest the Sortee get the idea he could leave.

He looked for the cameras, and failing that, focused on a tapestry that could theoretically be concealing a camera. Conspiratorially, he said to the tapestry: "Man, has she got a stick up her butt." A pause. "Or his butt. If she isn't a woman, but she dresses like one, does that make her a tranny, or is this Halloween?"

Deep questions to ponder.

"'Cause I'm pretty sure Halloween is like a whole month away."

The tapestry and the imaginary camera held no answers.

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