"And you, my friend, are a hypocrite. Was I born in Japan? Noooo, I was not. Have I ever come across a situation where its traditions would come into play, in, like, my daily life? That would be a big N-O, pretty lady. It makes a-bout as much sense to call me a fool for not knowing your 'traditions' " -- he encapsulated the word with air quotes -- "as it would make to call you a fool for not knowing about Cornell. Can you sing 'High Above Cayuga's Waters'? Ever been to the Ivy Room? Do you know what Slope Day is? Ever been traying? I didn't think so. Difference between you and me is? I am friendly. I keep an open mind. I would be happy to teach someone 'High Above Cayuga's Waters'. Unless," he finished, "that person is Dwight Schrute."
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"And you, my friend, are a hypocrite. Was I born in Japan? Noooo, I was not. Have I ever come across a situation where its traditions would come into play, in, like, my daily life? That would be a big N-O, pretty lady. It makes a-bout as much sense to call me a fool for not knowing your 'traditions' " -- he encapsulated the word with air quotes -- "as it would make to call you a fool for not knowing about Cornell. Can you sing 'High Above Cayuga's Waters'? Ever been to the Ivy Room? Do you know what Slope Day is? Ever been traying? I didn't think so. Difference between you and me is? I am friendly. I keep an open mind. I would be happy to teach someone 'High Above Cayuga's Waters'. Unless," he finished, "that person is Dwight Schrute."