"Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. Whoa. I don't think my pants are a part of the ancient and venerable tea ceremony." Why, yes, Andy was getting a touch uncomfortable with this.

(For the record, his breath carried the sweet odor of his favorite chewing gum (http://www.wrigley.com/global/brands/big-red.aspx). Three guesses why it's his fave, and the first two don't count. GO BIG RED!)