"Well, now, parchment kinda went the way of the dodo. It's far more cost-effective and humane to write on vegetable-based paper than on animal skins." As the interminable handshake wore on, Andy's smile became more and more strained. "Dunder Mifflin does offer a line of paper with the look and feel of parchment. Acid-free, archival quality. Won't jam your laser printer, your inkjet printer, your copy machine."