Dwight? Dwight was somebody's bitch? This hot girl's bitch? But he was also doing the schizo thinks-he's-an-alien dude?

Wow. Just wow.

"Never knew he had it in him," Andy murmured in awe. Turning to Steff, he had to ask:

"How'd a guy like him land a hot babe like you?" Because here was the thing: The roleplaying name thing didn't seem out of character for Dwight in the least. Nor did the authoritarian kink. Nor did the creative use of stableyard implements. But the hot babe? The hottest babe Dwight had landed was Angela, and that was atypical, Andy believed.