"Only a Cornell? Whatever." Did Cornellians have much of a rivalry with Harvard? Well, in one major respect: "You guys suck at hockey (http://www.cornell.edu/search/index.cfm?tab=facts&q=&id=296)." That being dispensed with: "Why, yes, I believe I stated in my application that I am Regional Manager in Charge of Sales."

He flashed his pearly whites. Unfortunately, the mun did not have a smiley-Andy icon.