Okay, Montana State University wasn't exactly Cornell, but while Billy had gone on to get a PhD (and his ass chewed by dinosaurs), Andy was a paper salesman. So there, Ivy boy.

"Hey," Billy said. Long out of school himself, Billy still looked like a college kid, like the laid-back frat brother of the prepster in front of him. "Don't get freaked out by the quill. It's just gonna get weirder from here on out."