"Whoop-de-doo, Mr. How To Make Friends And Influence People. This usually how you do the getting-to-know-you, or do you go the extra mile and insult a guy's mother?" Andy normally only got violent about his love for Cornell when it was being impugned by Dwight (or when Dwight was trying to get into the school). "I didn't walk up to you and go 'Hey, you have a receding hairline and your glasses look stupid.' I could have done that, because those things are true, but I didn't."