Michael had no idea what a "nom de plume" was, but it sounded gay, so that was fine. After about two minutes of trying to figure out how to spell "Yessssssssh," he replied thusly:



And at this point, he started cracking up so hard that his fist accidentally hit the keyboard and sent the post, even though he had been planning to write more, because the reply needed at least one more joke. Oh well!