Lezard had begun to despair of finding anyone gayer than Kurama, whose prior acquaintance with Lezard made him ineligible as a guru of gayness. Michael Scott's post gave him fresh hope.

He answered promptly:



Lezard had decided that a good acronym for this diagnostic would be SAG. Self-Assessment of Gayness. If he typed it out, however, some narrow-minded cretin would surely insist on including an O, which would make it SAOG, considerably less catchy as acronyms went.