Upon seeing the anonymous post, Michael immediately typed in the following:



But just as he was about to post his reply, he realized that there was someone gayer than Toby -- gayer in a ~*~*gay*~*~ way, as opposed to just a gay way. So, he deleted what he wrote and typed in this:



Once again, however, just as he was about to post the reply, he stopped and deleted. The final reply was the following: