"Yuhhhh, oh-kay, why you no say so?" Miss Swan admonished. "It very pink inside. Pink and -- "

She cut herself off, her eyes suddenly narrowed. "Why Swan not see you before in Sparklypoopoo Common Room? Maybe you new student, or maybe you...SPY! TRICKY DICKY SPY! Swan not telling you anyting else about Sparklypoopoo House! It very blue inside! No sparklies! No Swan! No salon! No Noo-Noo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teletubbies#Noo-Noo)! Only empty and blue!"