A swarm of Shoggies slither up, mumbling about how it's 'sooo cool' to go up on a stage and talk to people. They don't understand what prefect elections are, but, presume it's important. Several glance at Skwisgaar Skwigelf, and another couple look to Raistlin, and others to Smaug, for encouragement. They do not understand that they are running 'against' anyone, and think they are participating in some cool group activity. Eventually, Shoggy 10 pipes up.
Shoggy 10: "We're goings to make the House a better place! We're reallies good at buildings!"
Shoggy 4.6: "We'll haves the chickens, and eyesball sandwiches, and hamsburgers, and paper hats for everysone!"
Shoggy 9: "We'll make the House better with lots of stones! We can stack them, and we can make them into shapes, and we can build whole cities!"
Shoggy 4.6: (to another Shoggie) "Has we ever been experienced?"
Shoggy 7: "I have experienced paper hats! Master Raistlin made them for us, and now we know how to make them too."
Shoggy 18: "I has been experienced! Master Skwisgaar gave us the eyesball sandwiches, and they were sooo 'yum yum'!"
Shoggy 3: "We're sooo good at the teamswork! We builds all sorts of stuffs for the Great Old Ones."
Shoggy 25: "And we can make as many of us as we need! Look!"
Shoggy 25 starts to quiver in concentration, and with a squelch, tears into two Shoggies.
Shoggy 25 and Shoggy 25 1/2: (simultaneously) "See! It's good teamswork!"
Shoggy 13 3/4: "When I didn't have an eye, Shoggy gave me one!"
Shoggy 10: "I don'ts have an ass! Somesone give me an ass!"
Considering the Shoggies are amorphous pink masses of eyeballs and unspeakable organs, the lack of any visible asses is a common trait. They all glance at each other in concern, as it appears they may fail this question.
Shoggy 25 & 25 1/2: "We don't have asses either! Why can't we have an ass?"
The Shoggies lament their lack of asses amongst themselves for a while, and nudge Shoggy 18 forward to give their answer.
Shoggy 18: "We don't have asses now, but we can gets you an ass if you needs one. But it's goings to still be attached to the cultist, okays?"
At the next question they all became excited, and, all began talking over each other.
Shoggy 10: Mys hero is Master Skwisgaar! He gives us eyesball sandwiches, and makes us adoptionative and he's sooo cool!
Shoggy 4.6: "Master Skwisgaar is mys hero too! He's sooo cool and sooo nice to us! He gave us a brothers, Fatty Ding Dongs! He lives free with the kitties!"
Shoggy 13 3/4: "Master Smaug! Master Smaug is my hero! He's sooo cool! We're going to build stuff for him, tunnels and temples and stuff like that! Master Smaug can breathe fire!
Shoggy 7: "Mine is Master Raistlin! He made us paper hats! And we're learning about collecting stuffs, because Master Raistlin is sooo smart!
Shoggy 7 is still wearing a paper hat. So are a few other Shoggies.
Shoggy 25: "And the Sorting Hat! The Hat's sooo cool, because this is the best summoning ever. We get chickens!"
Shoggy 13: "Don't forget Master Cthulhoo! He's sooo cool! He's waiting for the stars to be right! Then he'll wake up and rule again, and it'll be sooo much fun!"
Shoggy 10: "Where's our lasers at?"
Shoggy 13 3/4: "I DON'T KNOW!!!"
Shoggy 13 3/4's panic is contagious. The Shoggies swarm about, looking for lasers, with many shouts of "There's not lasers here!" "I can'ts find the lasers heres, why cant's we find the lasers?" "Somesone help us find the lasers!" "Maybe we can build a laser!" This all goes on for a while, until the Shoggies eventual decide that they aren't finding any. After a few moments, Shoggy 13 slides back to the microphone.
Shoggy 13: "We can't finds the lasers! We can build a laser, and will let you know when it's done!"
Shoggy 10: "And don't forgets that Skwisgaar Skwigelf is sooo cool, votes for him! And votes for Toki! He's dildos."
Shoggy 13 3/4: "And Smaug! He breathes fire and knows sooo much stuff!"
Shoggy 7: "And votes for Master Raistlin! He makes the best paper hats ever!"
The swarm of Shoggies quiets, having answered all the questions, and squelch off the stage, splitting up to join their heroes or wander through the crowd.
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Shoggy 10: "We're goings to make the House a better place! We're reallies good at buildings!"
Shoggy 4.6: "We'll haves the chickens, and eyesball sandwiches, and hamsburgers, and paper hats for everysone!"
Shoggy 9: "We'll make the House better with lots of stones! We can stack them, and we can make them into shapes, and we can build whole cities!"
Shoggy 4.6: (to another Shoggie) "Has we ever been experienced?"
Shoggy 7: "I have experienced paper hats! Master Raistlin made them for us, and now we know how to make them too."
Shoggy 18: "I has been experienced! Master Skwisgaar gave us the eyesball sandwiches, and they were sooo 'yum yum'!"
Shoggy 3: "We're sooo good at the teamswork! We builds all sorts of stuffs for the Great Old Ones."
Shoggy 25: "And we can make as many of us as we need! Look!"
Shoggy 25 starts to quiver in concentration, and with a squelch, tears into two Shoggies.
Shoggy 25 and Shoggy 25 1/2: (simultaneously) "See! It's good teamswork!"
Shoggy 13 3/4: "When I didn't have an eye, Shoggy gave me one!"
Shoggy 10: "I don'ts have an ass! Somesone give me an ass!"
Considering the Shoggies are amorphous pink masses of eyeballs and unspeakable organs, the lack of any visible asses is a common trait. They all glance at each other in concern, as it appears they may fail this question.
Shoggy 25 & 25 1/2: "We don't have asses either! Why can't we have an ass?"
The Shoggies lament their lack of asses amongst themselves for a while, and nudge Shoggy 18 forward to give their answer.
Shoggy 18: "We don't have asses now, but we can gets you an ass if you needs one. But it's goings to still be attached to the cultist, okays?"
At the next question they all became excited, and, all began talking over each other.
Shoggy 10: Mys hero is Master Skwisgaar! He gives us eyesball sandwiches, and makes us adoptionative and he's sooo cool!
Shoggy 4.6: "Master Skwisgaar is mys hero too! He's sooo cool and sooo nice to us! He gave us a brothers, Fatty Ding Dongs! He lives free with the kitties!"
Shoggy 13 3/4: "Master Smaug! Master Smaug is my hero! He's sooo cool! We're going to build stuff for him, tunnels and temples and stuff like that! Master Smaug can breathe fire!
Shoggy 7: "Mine is Master Raistlin! He made us paper hats! And we're learning about collecting stuffs, because Master Raistlin is sooo smart!
Shoggy 7 is still wearing a paper hat. So are a few other Shoggies.
Shoggy 25: "And the Sorting Hat! The Hat's sooo cool, because this is the best summoning ever. We get chickens!"
Shoggy 13: "Don't forget Master Cthulhoo! He's sooo cool! He's waiting for the stars to be right! Then he'll wake up and rule again, and it'll be sooo much fun!"
Shoggy 10: "Where's our lasers at?"
Shoggy 13 3/4: "I DON'T KNOW!!!"
Shoggy 13 3/4's panic is contagious. The Shoggies swarm about, looking for lasers, with many shouts of "There's not lasers here!" "I can'ts find the lasers heres, why cant's we find the lasers?" "Somesone help us find the lasers!" "Maybe we can build a laser!" This all goes on for a while, until the Shoggies eventual decide that they aren't finding any. After a few moments, Shoggy 13 slides back to the microphone.
Shoggy 13: "We can't finds the lasers! We can build a laser, and will let you know when it's done!"
Shoggy 10: "And don't forgets that Skwisgaar Skwigelf is sooo cool, votes for him! And votes for Toki! He's dildos."
Shoggy 13 3/4: "And Smaug! He breathes fire and knows sooo much stuff!"
Shoggy 7: "And votes for Master Raistlin! He makes the best paper hats ever!"
The swarm of Shoggies quiets, having answered all the questions, and squelch off the stage, splitting up to join their heroes or wander through the crowd.