((Tag of the mun is being lazy and portraying the character as a caricature who won't give details of his big plans for Slytheryn.))
"Gentlepeople of Slytheryn house, listen! With my help, our house can be glorious again." He cast his eyes to the side. Beowulf! What was he doing here?
1) How will you make your House a better place? "Do we Slytheryns have the respect our house deserves? Do we have the ear of the headmistress, or of anyone above her? I am used to speaking to power (and on occasion circumventing it.) I know how things work and I know how to change them. Also, someone should see about that mold in the ventilation system.
2) Are you experienced? Have you ever been experienced? He coughed "Excuse me. I bring many years experience as councilor to a king." His description of his many years of vital experience was sadly cut short by a coughing fit.
3) Teamwork is important. How do you get along with the members of your House? I believe I am as true a representative of what Slytheryn stands for as any other member of the house. I have a working relationship with many illustrious Slytheryns, such as Vladdamir Harkonen." Some of whom I don't owe bribes.
4) If you were to get your ass kicked, who would you want to do it and why?
He paused. Surely the question didn't mean...he wasn't going to have to.. He gave a hollow laugh. "To prove myself on the field, I would go against the stoutest warrior in Griffindor-after drugging him heavily." Surely, his house would appreciate the honest humor. He became deadly serious. "I will fight if it comes to that, but I belive there is no reason to tire yourself unneccesarily."
5) Who is your hero and why?
"Heroes are useful men." He blinked, deadpan. "My favorite hero is Beowulf. There is nothing so distracting as a man charging in and yelling. There is no limit to what you can accomplish behind his back."
6) Where my lasers at?
Lazers...lazers what were they again? Some pig-like mammal? "There are ways to get lazers. One may seek out a lazer merchant. One may also recieve a discount on said lazers because one's house is so famed."
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"Gentlepeople of Slytheryn house, listen! With my help, our house can be glorious again." He cast his eyes to the side. Beowulf! What was he doing here?
1) How will you make your House a better place?
"Do we Slytheryns have the respect our house deserves? Do we have the ear of the headmistress, or of anyone above her? I am used to speaking to power (and on occasion circumventing it.) I know how things work and I know how to change them. Also, someone should see about that mold in the ventilation system.
2) Are you experienced? Have you ever been experienced?
He coughed "Excuse me. I bring many years experience as councilor to a king." His description of his many years of vital experience was sadly cut short by a coughing fit.
3) Teamwork is important. How do you get along with the members of your House?
I believe I am as true a representative of what Slytheryn stands for as any other member of the house. I have a working relationship with many illustrious Slytheryns, such as Vladdamir Harkonen."
Some of whom I don't owe bribes.4) If you were to get your ass kicked, who would you want to do it and why?
He paused. Surely the question didn't mean...he wasn't going to have to.. He gave a hollow laugh. "To prove myself on the field, I would go against the stoutest warrior in Griffindor-after drugging him heavily." Surely, his house would appreciate the honest humor. He became deadly serious. "I will fight if it comes to that, but I belive there is no reason to tire yourself unneccesarily."
5) Who is your hero and why?
"Heroes are useful men." He blinked, deadpan. "My favorite hero is Beowulf. There is nothing so distracting as a man charging in and yelling. There is no limit to what you can accomplish behind his back."
6) Where my lasers at?
Lazers...lazers what were they again? Some pig-like mammal? "There are ways to get lazers. One may seek out a lazer merchant. One may also recieve a discount on said lazers because one's house is so famed."