Miss Swan pointed an accusatory finger at Hagrid. "Ooooh, you tricky dicky hairy man! You leading Swan on, not saying you already have wife! Why you not saying dis from the beginning?!"
She heaved a big sigh. "Swan look everywhere for man who look like a man. Swan try Lowered Expectations (http://video.canadiancontent.net/2-ms-swan-lowered-expectations.html) dating service. Swan try gay bar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4XnplSo8I4). But Swan still have no man who look like a man."
Re: He... looks like a man
She heaved a big sigh. "Swan look everywhere for man who look like a man. Swan try Lowered Expectations (http://video.canadiancontent.net/2-ms-swan-lowered-expectations.html) dating service. Swan try gay bar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4XnplSo8I4). But Swan still have no man who look like a man."
And now came the fake tears.