"I'm a soldier in Dumbledore's Army!" Ron admitted proudly. "We're tops at pushing down Slytherins, arraigning forced Muggle-Born and Wizard marriages, and throwing food at people unlike a polite Malfoy dinner! Also, we persecute Malfoys for no good reason while propping up an abusive, anti-magical creature government." Did the Order of the Phoenix do all those things when Ron had first joined? It certainly seemed like a lot now.

"Yeah, I'll bully another pastry." He then grabbed one and proceeded to do just that. He spoke with his mouth full after Michael finished his offer of a hug. "Waip- Ooh wabba hub be?"